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HOLIDAY
SALE GOING ON NOW! FOR TWO WEEKS ONLY!
VISIT
THE HOLIDAY
SALE PAGE
TO GET "2 FOR $25" CDS AND SOME VERY SPECIAL DEALS.!
(Continue to use this page to add single discs to your
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SPECIAL
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INCLUDES
EIGHT UNCLE BONSAI
CDS:
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The
Inessential Uncle Bonsai,
Myn Ynd Wymyn
Doug
Plain Brown Wrapper
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Sponge
Boy (CD Single),
Apology
A Lonely Grain of Corn
Boys Want Sex In The
Morning
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ALL
ON COMPACT DISC FOR THE FIRST
TIME!
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NEW
RELEASE:
CHRISTINE
LAVIN'S NEW CD "HAPPYDANCE OF THE
XENOPHOBE"
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NEW
RELEASE:
Siente: Night Songs from Around The
World...Hilary
Field/Patrice O'Neill
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LIMITED
TIME:
All Hilary Field & Patrice O'Neill
CDs, including "Siente," for $50.00 - 4
Discs...TEN
DOLLAR SAVINGS!
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LIMITED
TIME:
A Lonely Grain of Corn & Boys Want Sex in
the Morning - Both CDs for $30.00 inc.
shipping
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Yellow Tail Records uses the US Postal Service for all
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Standard
"Media Mail" shipping is included in all our
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For those of you in Washington State and some areas of
Oregon, "Media Mail" will only take a day or two. If you
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Canadian
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Ground Service and can take, according to the Post
Office, 4-7 weeks. If you select the "Canadian Air Mail -
3 or less" option below, we will charge you a total of
$2.00
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expedite your order.
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cases of stolen credit card numbers that have been
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ENCRYPT
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FOR
A LIMITED TIME!
EVERY
UNCLE BONSAI RECORDING FOR
$105!
- CD
One:
The Inessential Uncle Bonsai (1991)
CD
Two:
Myn Ynd Wymyn (1991)
CD
Three:
Doug (1999)
CD
Four:
Plain Brown Wrapper
(1999)
- CD
Five:
Apology (2000)
CD
Six:
A Lonely Grain of Corn (2001/1984)
CD
Seven:
Boy Want Sex in the Morning
(2004/1986)
- CD
Single:
Sponge Boy (1999)
This
collection of recordings -- seven cds and one cd
single -- features every song ever recorded by
Uncle Bonsai, from the very first studio
recording (now available on compact disc for the
first time) to the 15 new songs recorded in
2000! This set includes the first CD release of
the group's second album, "Boys Want Sex in the
Morning." This is the perfect holiday present
for the Uncle Bonsai fan!
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THE
COMPLETE UNCLE BONSAI
FIVE COMPACT DISCS
INCLUDES:
THE
INESSENTIAL UNCLE BONSAI
MYN YND WYMYN
DOUG
PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER
SPONGE BOY*
69
SONGS
OVER 280
MINUTES
*CD
Single
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DISC
ONE: The Inessential Uncle
Bonsai Send My Body Home;
Isaac's Lament; In It For The Children;
Suzy; I Want A Man; Fat Boys; One In A
Million; Heartache; Johnny, It's
Downhill From Here; He Must Have Been A
Genius; A Lonely Grain of Corn; Boys
Want Sex In The Morning; Lois Lane;
Silent Night; Enterprising Young Man;
Billboard Love; Cheerleaders On Drugs;
Penis Envy; Charlie and Me
DISC
TWO: Myn Ynd Wymyn The Voice
Of God; Men and Women; Doug At His
Moms; Womb For Rent; K-Mart; Bedroom
Eyes; Midas Touch; Folk Song; Family
Restaurant; Julie Andrews; Another Fat
Song; Takin' The Kids To Disney World;
Then God Made Malls; Me and Mrs. Middle
America; Big Chihuahua; Women With A
"Y" (Womyn); Making Fun Of
Foreigners
DISC
THREE: Doug Doug's Birthday
Song; Doug Goes To Town; Doug Gets
Married; Doug's Divorce: Part 2; Doug
At His Mom's; Doug at the Gates of Hell
(Epilogue) (Electric Bonsai Band);
Doug's First Job (Electric Bonsai
Band); Doug At Home (Mel Cooleys);
Delilah Gets Married (Mel Cooleys);
Doug's Divorce: Preamble (Doug and the
TV: Part 2) (Mel Cooleys); Doug Engaged
(Mel Cooleys); Doug's First Date (Uncle
Bonsai w/Mel Cooleys); Doug's Greatest
Christmas Ever (Uncle Bonsai w/Mel
Cooleys)
DISC
FOUR: Plain Brown Wrapper
Olivia Newton John; Don't Put It In
Your Mouth; Man For The 80's; Meet Me
Under The Table (A Drinking Song); Kill
The Competition (A Love Song); Parcel
Post; In The Suburbs; To Market, To
Market (Pigs); Too Many Creeps; Boys In
Heat; They're At It Again; Splitting
The Genes; Eine Kleine Nacht Musik;
Chubby Wanna Sundae?; Ashley's Little
Blues; There Is A Line; I Like Girls;
Rich Kids; The Star Spangled
Banner
Disc
Five - Bonus DISC: Sponge
Boy Sponge Boy
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BOX
SET: $60.50 INCLUDING
SHIPPING
(Counts
as a single
item)
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SPONGE BOY
CD SINGLE
16:44
Long
$10
Each
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Sponge
Boy was only performed three times.
Right away, that tells you a lot about
this song! Sometime in 1987 or 1988,
Uncle Bonsai returned home to Seattle
to play three nights at The Backstage
in Ballard. It was at these shows that
we decided to teach the audience
"Sponge Boy." This particular recording
was made on the third, and final, night
of the homestand, and the group knew
that this song would probably never be
performed again. You see, as much as I
hate to admit it, Sponge Boy is not a
very good song.
Sponge Boy is a two and a half minute
song that, in the case of this
particular performance, took almost
seventeen minutes to teach and perform.
That the three of us would go up there
and spend 14 minutes on this song says
something very special...at least,
that's the way I'm going to look at
it!
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Excerpted from the liner notes by
Andrew Ratshin, April 16,
1999
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