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INCLUDES NINE UNCLE BONSAI CDS:

The Inessential Uncle Bonsai,
Myn Ynd Wymyn
Doug
Plain Brown Wrapper

Sponge Boy (CD Single),
Apology
A Lonely Grain of Corn
Boys Want Sex In The Morning
The Grim Parade (THE BRAND NEW CD!)


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9 Discs for $100 Including Shipping to the US!

NEW RELEASE: UNCLE BONSAI'S "THE GRIM PARADE"
SPECIAL HIDDEN DISCOUNT PRICE: $13 including postage

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LIMITED TIME: All Hilary Field & Patrice O'Neill CDs, including "Siente," for $50.00 - 4 Discs...TEN DOLLAR SAVINGS!

LIMITED TIME: A Lonely Grain of Corn & Boys Want Sex in the Morning - Both CDs for $30.00 inc. shipping

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FOR A LIMITED TIME!

EVERY UNCLE BONSAI RECORDING FOR $105!

CD One: The Inessential Uncle Bonsai (1991)
CD Two: Myn Ynd Wymyn (1991)
CD Three: Doug (1999)
CD Four: Plain Brown Wrapper (1999)
CD Five: Apology (2000)
CD Six: A Lonely Grain of Corn (2001/1984)
CD Seven: Boy Want Sex in the Morning (2004/1986)
CD Single: Sponge Boy (1999)

This collection of recordings -- seven cds and one cd single -- features every song ever recorded by Uncle Bonsai, from the very first studio recording (now available on compact disc for the first time) to the 15 new songs recorded in 2000! This set includes the first CD release of the group's second album, "Boys Want Sex in the Morning." This is the perfect holiday present for the Uncle Bonsai fan!

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THE COMPLETE UNCLE BONSAI
FIVE COMPACT DISCS

INCLUDES:

THE INESSENTIAL UNCLE BONSAI
MYN YND WYMYN
DOUG
PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER
SPONGE BOY
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69 SONGS
OVER 280 MINUTES

*CD Single

DISC ONE: The Inessential Uncle Bonsai Send My Body Home; Isaac's Lament; In It For The Children; Suzy; I Want A Man; Fat Boys; One In A Million; Heartache; Johnny, It's Downhill From Here; He Must Have Been A Genius; A Lonely Grain of Corn; Boys Want Sex In The Morning; Lois Lane; Silent Night; Enterprising Young Man; Billboard Love; Cheerleaders On Drugs; Penis Envy; Charlie and Me

DISC TWO: Myn Ynd Wymyn The Voice Of God; Men and Women; Doug At His Moms; Womb For Rent; K-Mart; Bedroom Eyes; Midas Touch; Folk Song; Family Restaurant; Julie Andrews; Another Fat Song; Takin' The Kids To Disney World; Then God Made Malls; Me and Mrs. Middle America; Big Chihuahua; Women With A "Y" (Womyn); Making Fun Of Foreigners

DISC THREE: Doug Doug's Birthday Song; Doug Goes To Town; Doug Gets Married; Doug's Divorce: Part 2; Doug At His Mom's; Doug at the Gates of Hell (Epilogue) (Electric Bonsai Band); Doug's First Job (Electric Bonsai Band); Doug At Home (Mel Cooleys); Delilah Gets Married (Mel Cooleys); Doug's Divorce: Preamble (Doug and the TV: Part 2) (Mel Cooleys); Doug Engaged (Mel Cooleys); Doug's First Date (Uncle Bonsai w/Mel Cooleys); Doug's Greatest Christmas Ever (Uncle Bonsai w/Mel Cooleys)

DISC FOUR: Plain Brown Wrapper Olivia Newton John; Don't Put It In Your Mouth; Man For The 80's; Meet Me Under The Table (A Drinking Song); Kill The Competition (A Love Song); Parcel Post; In The Suburbs; To Market, To Market (Pigs); Too Many Creeps; Boys In Heat; They're At It Again; Splitting The Genes; Eine Kleine Nacht Musik; Chubby Wanna Sundae?; Ashley's Little Blues; There Is A Line; I Like Girls; Rich Kids; The Star Spangled Banner

Disc Five - Bonus DISC: Sponge Boy Sponge Boy

BOX SET: $60.50 INCLUDING SHIPPING
(Counts as a single item)


Sponge Boy Cover
SPONGE BOY
CD SINGLE
16:44 Long

$10 Each

Sponge Boy was only performed three times. Right away, that tells you a lot about this song! Sometime in 1987 or 1988, Uncle Bonsai returned home to Seattle to play three nights at The Backstage in Ballard. It was at these shows that we decided to teach the audience "Sponge Boy." This particular recording was made on the third, and final, night of the homestand, and the group knew that this song would probably never be performed again. You see, as much as I hate to admit it, Sponge Boy is not a very good song.

Sponge Boy is a two and a half minute song that, in the case of this particular performance, took almost seventeen minutes to teach and perform. That the three of us would go up there and spend 14 minutes on this song says something very special...at least, that's the way I'm going to look at it!

- Excerpted from the liner notes by Andrew Ratshin, April 16, 1999

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